Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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