A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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69, hahaha

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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