What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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the your face joke

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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