How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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baby seal walks into a bar

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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penisface

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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The WNBA.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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