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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Black people are clen.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Don't rape me!

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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