What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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