A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

George Bush.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

A bar walks into your mother.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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