- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

A man walks into a bar.

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

the guy below me is gay

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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