Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

minced oaths

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

I cant think of one (._. )

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Microsoft Windows

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

newt gingrich

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