Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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