How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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My nipple is bleeding

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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who farted i did :]

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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