- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

The white guy did it!

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

Womens Sports

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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