- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Kim Kardashian.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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