Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Women's Rights

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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