Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

ASSCHEEKS

Hey guess what? Nevermind.

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

Poop.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

What did the snake say to the rat?

Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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