What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Your mother is so fat.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Asian NASCAR.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Arrow to the Knee

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