How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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