so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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My nipple is bleeding

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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