What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Hi Adam,

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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Womens Basketball.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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Christians

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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