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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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