How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Politics.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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