- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

So a seal walks into a club...

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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