What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Why? Because racecar.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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whats black. an african american person

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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i like pie

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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