- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's bad for your teeth? A brick

What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

What's yellow and dangerous? China.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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