- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

Obama

I got shot, you laughed

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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