Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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P0P T4Rt

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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