- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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