- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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