- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

flavin's head

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

your face

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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