- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Pickles

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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