- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What did the car do? CRASH!

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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