- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Woman rights.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

brittney griner

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

You know whats funny Aids

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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