What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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a man makes a bad joke

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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