- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) sniff MAN YOU SMELL BAD

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.