- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

roses are red violets should be purple

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

scraggle is in you pillow case

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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