- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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