A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Have you ever heard of a goose?

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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