- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bryden is a faggot

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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