Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Japan

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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My penis is big... not.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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