Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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Anti Joke

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