- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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