- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

Gingers.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

This is a joke.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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