So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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they told me not to write here but i did

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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