- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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