Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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FUCK YOU

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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