A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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