- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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