Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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i like it in the mouth

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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