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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

A dog was barking at a tree

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.