What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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more like nig!

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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