What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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BOTTOM!!!

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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